QWOP Olympics Flash Game

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  1. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    tweakmonkey, Nov 10, 2008
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  2. kip59

    kip59 One of MSP's Sneaky Brits

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    wtf?

    I only got -1.5 metres:)
    kip59, Nov 10, 2008
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  3. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    It's a weak version of that old Atari 2600 Olympic game. It came with a special controller that you just mashed the shit out of.

    I fell 1.4 meters
    Sparky, Nov 10, 2008
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  4. Mr. Ali

    Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    i got 5.1 on my first try but now i cant get past 1.3. this game is fucking ridiculous.
    Mr. Ali, Nov 10, 2008
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  5. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    Only 2m so far here. :(
    tweakmonkey, Nov 10, 2008
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  6. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    5.8m so far here

    i take that back, 19.7
    Octane91, Nov 10, 2008
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  7. namelessentity

    namelessentity Resident Cynic

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    I can't even make progress, so I'm trying to make him do a back flip.
    namelessentity, Nov 10, 2008
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  8. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    I made it 5 pretty easily now.
    spoiler:
    alternate q then w before he leans too much and he kind of walks forward.That'll get you started.
    tweakmonkey, Nov 10, 2008
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  9. Phant0m51

    Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    5.8, I just can't get past it.
    Phant0m51, Nov 10, 2008
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  10. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
    tweakmonkey, Nov 10, 2008
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  11. tex

    tex jive turkey

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    i managed to do a weird split eagle gimp about 30 yards before i got bored.
    cool game tho
    tex, Nov 10, 2008
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  12. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    I basically dragged my body like an inchworm the whole way. Here's how...
    Hold the P and W keys. This puts the guy into a crouch but he's stable.
    Press the Q button at random intervals and he'll bounce along.
    tweakmonkey, Nov 10, 2008
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  13. -=Lurker=-

    -=Lurker=- **BANNED**

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    My furthest was actually -2.4
    -=Lurker=-, Nov 11, 2008
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  14. Bear

    Bear Hoot!

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    This game cracks me up...I love it. I'm so easy to please :p
    Bear, Nov 11, 2008
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  15. tex

    tex jive turkey

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    that was the same here. i was laughing my fucking ass off until i figured out how to gimp my way to a finish :(
    tex, Nov 11, 2008
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  16. Phant0m51

    Phant0m51 From Utah, NOT mormon

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    I made it 21.6 while actually "running" but can't seem to get my ass to do it again. Oh well.
    Phant0m51, Nov 11, 2008
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  17. czechrboard tassia

    czechrboard tassia Likes gay people.

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    ...im pretty much at all negative numbers.
    czechrboard tassia, Nov 11, 2008
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  18. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    bump for good game
    tweakmonkey, Dec 4, 2008
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  19. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Like Dan I figured out a cheat essentially, but it was so slow going I got bored and intentionally slammed my tard's head at 30 meters.
    MSP, Dec 4, 2008
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  20. broogem

    broogem New Member

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    just 6 mtr here :(

    [​IMG]
    broogem, Jan 7, 2009
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  21. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
    tweakmonkey, Dec 22, 2011
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  22. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    Hahaha awesome^^^^^^



    bump for olympics!



    1.7m for me...I keep getting negatives though.





    Hahaha just been skootin down the runway on my knees 5.5m!
    GiggidyGee, Aug 1, 2012
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  23. tweakmonkey

    tweakmonkey Webmaster Staff Member

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    This thing is just like the real olympics
    tweakmonkey, Aug 1, 2012
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  24. ShabazKillaX

    ShabazKillaX I'm an F18 bro

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    More Special Olympics if you ask me
    ShabazKillaX, Aug 15, 2012
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  25. Miller

    Miller Tweak Guru

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    This game is fucking retarded, haha got 11
    Miller, Dec 8, 2012
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