Has your penis been sore from...

superman · Feb 25, 2005

fucking too much?
I stayed over my suicidal girl friend's house for 4 days, which is why I haven't been on lately, and we had a lot of sex. And my penis is so fucking sore.

Spoon! · Feb 25, 2005

ummmm yes...

Boltsky · Feb 25, 2005

Sound like you can't get her wet enough. Sounds like a personal problem.

Sweatervest · Feb 25, 2005

maybe a sore prostate.

cjgallen · Feb 25, 2005

"During an erection," explains Eid, "very little blood flows to the penis. During thrusting, pressure can go as high as 200 mil of water. Zero blood flows into penis at that time." To absorb oxygen, the tissue must become relaxed. "If you do not allow the penis to rest, then the muscle tissue does not get enough oxygen. The individual gets prolonged erections, gets decreased oxygen to tissue, and could potentially suffer priapism." (We recommend you get a medical encyclopedia and look it up.) "The muscle becomes so engorged, it's painful. Pressure inside starts to increase. Cells start dying. More pressure and less blood flow. Eventually the muscle dies. Then there's scarring. That's why it's considered an emergency."
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http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html

travisty08 · Feb 25, 2005

nice pbs sig cj.

i notice that after i do it a couple times, it gets soar when i get another erection.

mattdev · Feb 25, 2005

British researchers have determined that the equivalent of six Big Macs can be worked off by having sex three times a week for a year.
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lol

BrentN · Feb 25, 2005

Boltsky said:

Sound like you can't get her wet enough. Sounds like a personal problem.
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Mwahahhahahha *high fives boltsky

I think I can say this with complete confidence.

OWNED

ninefivezero · Feb 25, 2005

Bigrichard said:

British researchers have determined that the equivalent of six Big Macs can be worked off by having sex three times a week for a year.
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lol
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If it takes you a year to burn off *finds nutrition facts* 3360 calories and 180 grams of fat, you are not being creative enough

hans5849 · Feb 25, 2005

cjgallen said:

"During an erection," explains Eid, "very little blood flows to the penis. During thrusting, pressure can go as high as 200 mil of water. Zero blood flows into penis at that time." To absorb oxygen, the tissue must become relaxed. "If you do not allow the penis to rest, then the muscle tissue does not get enough oxygen. The individual gets prolonged erections, gets decreased oxygen to tissue, and could potentially suffer priapism." (We recommend you get a medical encyclopedia and look it up.) "The muscle becomes so engorged, it's painful. Pressure inside starts to increase. Cells start dying. More pressure and less blood flow. Eventually the muscle dies. Then there's scarring. That's why it's considered an emergency."
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http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html
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so basically he killed his peins

ivanolo · Feb 25, 2005

I'm currently trying to take a week break from having sex precisely because of this. And I get my partner soaking wet, thank you very much.

Torx · Feb 26, 2005

sore? no.

tired? yes.

nidex · Feb 26, 2005

Yeah I've gotten sore when we got at it 3+ times a night.

MSP · Feb 26, 2005

Penis, abdomen, thighs, arms, neck, tongue... There have been morning that I literally limp into work.

shrugs* · Feb 26, 2005

Just get her to suck you off every other time.. 8)

ward · Feb 26, 2005

you have a very tough problem /end sarcasm

log1c · Feb 26, 2005

yes, i thought there was something wrong with me at first, but then assumed it was normal

CHEDaddy · Feb 26, 2005

http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/pla...multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/210_vd.html

MaesterB · Feb 26, 2005

Only 3 times a week for a year? Shit....I obviously need to go eat more big macs.

Pope John · Feb 26, 2005

Suicidal girlfriend? Sounds like you're taking advantage of the situation...

Sounds like you need to take a break.

I woke up this one morning with such a hard-on it was sore. Then the next few erections I got were kinda sore so I had to refrain from any activities... :-\

tex · Feb 26, 2005

we were talking about this at work today. one guy claims soaking it in baby shampoo helps...

everybody instantly started doing teabag impressions

MSP · Feb 26, 2005

How in the hell do you figure out that soaking your dick in baby shampoo is a good thing? I mean, seriously? :shock?

Sparky · Feb 26, 2005

MSP said:

How in the hell do you figure out that soaking your dick in baby shampoo is a good thing? I mean, seriously? :shock?
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Normal shampoo burns, but baby shampoo has mousturizers and such to keep baby's hair silky smooth.

GiggidyGee · Oct 29, 2009

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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